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I have no motivation to be nice anymore. No matter how nice I've been in the past someone always thought I was the devil incarnate. Time to play the part. Pay me.

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I'm not getting a job evidently so give me money. I need money to stay here and to buy things to keep me alive. I'd love to not ask you (yes, you, specifically) for money but literally there is no way for me to get a job, trust me I tried. Your move. ko-fi.com/squirrel

i'm tired of looking for a job. i'm not going to ever have one again. i might as well end everything here

bairesdev floods job listing websites w/ fake opportunities that don't actually exist because they don't create the jobs they're just a company that supposedly allegedly puts you in teams to work in client projects and that's how they get unsuspecting schmucks like me to sign up

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signing up for @bairesdev@twitter.com as a third world tech worker looking for a job feels like having signed up for slave trading rp as the role of the slave but no other place was even interviewing me so i guess i have no choice, if only there was another way to get a job

RT @17776bot@twitter.com

Please answer me.
Please fucking answer me.
Fucking answer me.
Fucking answer me.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/17776bot/status/15

RT @17776bot@twitter.com

Please answer me. Please
answer me. Please answer me.
Please answer me. Please
answer me. Please answer me.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/17776bot/status/15

RT @17776bot@twitter.com

I’m not going to keep wasting my energy. This will be my last message until you respond. Please respond as quickly as possible.

You need to answer. Please answer.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/17776bot/status/15

RT @edburmila@twitter.com

I don’t care what happens to Twitter so long as I have a screenshot of this

🐦🔗: twitter.com/edburmila/status/1

there. we have a website to check each game's ID, and it even generates an RSS feed. tomorrow i'll get started modifying palmdle so new games ask you for an ID.

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and if you don't like this tweet because you liked friends, here's the secret magic: you can like bad things and still know they're bad

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warner brothers is going to turn all streaming services into 5 shows from the 90s that polled well because gen x won't shut up about them. fuck you friends is a bad show

i'm going to start working on this tomorrow. i wanted to do it sooner to not leave a big gap for palmdle players but unfortunately i can't get it all done too quick. pamdle 2.0 will come with the web ID function, with option for offline play (stay on old course)

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one solution i'm thinking of is if game id >= 506 i put a dialog box on that asks you to input the ID number returned by the API and build a small website which fetches that daily for you (bonus i could even generate an rss feed with the id)

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yup. they're fuzzing the answer (no longer sequential by date) and using an API to fetch the answer each day. it goes only up to the 23rd of december of this year, so you can't even fetch any further ahead than that to build an offline version.

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