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CW: kink, petplay 

realizing that while this isn't an 'adult' account per se, nobody who i'm embarrassed about seeing my kinks and stuff is on here to see, so i can actually post about that with the appropriate tags, etc.

that said...

if you're a domme who's able to do hypnosis and is into putting cute lesbians on leashes hit me up...please

this computer is trans (and there's NOTHING you can do about it)

it's 2023 and there's still no minecraft mod that lets you leash players like tamed pets smdh

Luke Dash, one core developers of Bitcoin just got all his Bitcoins stolen.

But let's pretend anyone can safely store their life savings in crypto.

@marlin maybe i'm telling on myself but i've made jokes like that in the past and meant it as nothing but a joke?

@breadbin @thatKomputerKat this is a think developers put in the JavaScript. "a" clearly isn't a valid email address but i'm not done typing it yet

@lmorchard les i have to inform you i had to re-read "tiddlywiki" about three times to stop snickering

re: mental health 

@rainwarrior i've noticed caffeine does not make me "alert" at all, i've once had 3 red bulls in a night and immediately went to sleep

but i noticed it helped me focus more, especially when i had a clearly defined task at hand (plus the judicious application of loud music in headphones)

i don't have a formal diagnosis of ADHD but treating myself as having it has helped me find coping mechanisms for similar problems you described

re: mental health 

@rainwarrior this is why i often use monster energy drinks to code

"what is the secret to happiness?"

"to not argue with fools."

"no, that can't be it"

"yes, you are correct."

web UI pet peeves #492:

"Enter your email address:"

[types a single letter]

"WARNING!! WARNING!!! PLEASE TYPE A VALID EMAIL ADDRESS!!!!"

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