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sometimes i just need to be deranged and rude to others, as a treat

if you disagree go fuck yourself and get out of my website

"get therapy" bro if i told you how much i've spent on therapy in my whole life

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maybe i'm just confused and angry about things i didn't get to do/got yelled at for doing and i'm old and i hate everything

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does tone get lost on text yes but also i don't think "tone indicators" are the solution

why do zoomers keep calling me a piece of shit ??? yeah well /pos to you too buddy

i need to implant a device in myself where if it detects a certain blood alcohol level it starts recording a podcast

the :) smiley not having the nose of the more formal :-) feels like you're getting away with something

maybe youre too drunk for karaoke when it takes you 5 times to spell "lyrics" on a google search

looking into compiling the transmission torrent client cause maia's torrent is to new to download on transmission-cli 3.00 🙃

whenever you say something really normal like "websites used to be better" there's always one guy whos like. got some shit in his bio about working for a major tech company. and he's always like "that actually isn't true, websites actually used to be really Bad, we used to use <marquee> tags! but now we have React.js and its good"

@jk check out these bozos reinventing html, cgi and iframes hotwired.dev/

and you might think the part about how it reloads data without refreshing the whole page is good, well, that's why your browser's back button is vestigial these days

@maddiefuzz @jk the internet used to be too chaotic! there were colours and cursor trails everywhere! thankfully everything has been made homogenized and easily marketable these days. phew!

@jk check out these bozos reinventing html, cgi and iframes hotwired.dev/

and you might think the part about how it reloads data without refreshing the whole page is good, well, that's why your browser's back button is vestigial these days

i think SSE instructions make this pentium 3 compaq laptop lock up

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