maple "mavica" syrup [6502] @mavica_again@computerfairi.es

do you think data would own a roomba

and, get this, robots with pet robot cats

robots who are pet cats

robots with pet cats. reblog if you agree

@halley but i thought it was cute whenever i froze up hitting swap

@NanoRaptor i'm waiting until you model all of the insides so you can make an atomic purple version

germy crimpers everypony

crimbas #minecraft

@halley linode used to be so good before the akamai acquisition now they're even scrubbing the linode name from everywhere into "akamai cloud" and i'm going to have to plan moving a machine of 10 years to another service

i would AOSP this phone if i could but that would (i imagine) get rid of S-Pen support and unlocking my phone would make my banking apps not work

for such a premium that you pay on the S Ultra line (nb. i bought a two-generation old S22 Ultra used, two months ago, yes it took me two months to realise it has no calculator) the software is extremely extremely disappointing

my phone... doesn't have a calculator

this is easily remediated sure but i'm just reeling from the fact that Samsung thought it more important for my phone to have shipped with Facebook and their Galaxy Store than a calculator

not to mention that if you transfer from a non-Samsung phone you now have doubles for everything else - clock, phone, contacts etc all have ambiguous Samsung and Google versions, and the Google ones don't play nice on the Samsung system

dads mikkelsen

my circuits keep wanting to spell it "mads milkensen" like he's made out of milk or something

@halley imo content warnings serve as a bandaid to the issue all major internet content platforms (which fediverse is trying to be) have: they want to be one single insular homogenic space for all of the internet population, and that will never work

mroing

@bodger caustics?