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i might be a person but i'm not human. i just pilot a meatspace avatar that i'm ready to abandon as soon as i can fully interface with machines

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starting an apache and nginx competitor just so i can invent the LUMP stack

(distant, reverberated) ᴍᴏʀᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀʟᴀɴ ᴡᴏᴋᴇ

It's deeply homophobic that I had to get up at 9am when it's so cold to go to a doctor's appointment when I could be comfy and warm snuggled in bed with my wife. Deeply problematic

it's 2025 and girlies are still offering "gnu imp" as a poor alternative to adobe photoshop when cs2 is actually free with serial keys provided by adobe themselves web.archive.org/web/2014092107

or just use krita for goddess sake

@JordiGH and looking up others i remember hearing but couldn't pick off the top of my head: crywolf, touchy, living a boy's adventure tale, you are the one

granted i own a greatest hits compilation on vinyl, so

@JordiGH off the top of my head: the living daylights, the sun always shines on tv, i've been losing you

put together a moc n-vision 74 made out of knockoff lego purchased on aliexpress. stud fit is way tighter than original. tolerance errors add up but the model is still solid at the end of it all. one piece came malformed and now this model has 1 original lego piece hidden somewhere in it as a replacement (the compatibility is great)

CW: kink stuff, disability, nsfw 

I mean hey, if you're a kinky femme in southwest England looking to woman handle an enthusiastic, but disabled partner, I guess hmu, I have a plus one who needs a lot of cuddles and gentle domming and two player mode is more than deserved with how cute a sub it is.

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CW: kink stuff, disability, nsfw 

Sometimes I think about making an account on something like fetlife or the like to try and find a play partner for myself and my wife but every time I get hung up on, who wants a disabled play partner, who wants to have to do all that work regardless of how much I want to explore every aspect of being a switch and a vers. I feel like I'm just not what anyone is going to want and it's painful

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