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mind you it's not particularly snappy but it's not exactly an exercise in patience either

mypal 74, which uses the quantum engine, is frighteningly usable on 20+ year old hardware

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"noooo you can't browse the modern internet with anything less than four cores and eight gigabytes of ram!!!"

my humble compaq n610c with 4 tabs open including one of youtube playing music in the background: "haha Northwood core goes brrrrrrr"

Email is the best form of communication we ever invented. Instant, yet no instant reply is expected. Works universally outside of any app or ecosystem. The gold standard

have two middle names, have no mobile numbers, have no debt, have seventeen cats and five partners, be the one that can’t fit in a database because whoever designed the schema only had two brain cells and decided there’s only two genders

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@NanoRaptor do subfolders count as one or do you recursively count every single content?

be the edge case that tech companies fear

@alexia i already have a banner that shows on my websites that chrome is unsupported, i should add this as well!

jsyk discord's compliance is client-side only, so if like me you have play store updates disabled your mobile app predates the compliance and you can view nsfw channels on mobile but not on desktop

@thegarbagebird software that did bad shit to your computer at least used to look COOL

i think a lot about the scene in halt and catch fire where to convince a mom who doesn't understand the high phone bills and why her kid spends so much time on the computer to sign back up for mutiny he explains to her that the bbs is to him like church is to them

@SArpnt these are the same as all other ones, paid software that you can't buy anymore even if you wanted to because the companies are all gone

total vapourware

for how much of them were adware crap i'm sad all those quirky 3d screensavers are gone now

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