Show newer

what's wit hthe anime cat with big eyes and what words do i need to mute on twitter to stop seeing it on my timeline

RT @antifatwa@twitter.com

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he picked up his phone and immediately started doomscrolling.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/antifatwa/status/1

RT @samTheOctopus1@twitter.com

public transportation by way of giant genetically modified opossums wandering around that you can cling to

🐦🔗: twitter.com/samTheOctopus1/sta

RT @LaserScheme@twitter.com

hey if your website has a random, unrelated autoplaying video that's muted somewhere on the page i want to view i'm gonna throw your house keys into a storm drain

🐦🔗: twitter.com/LaserScheme/status

RT @ADHDelaide@twitter.com

ADHDer: My ADHD causes working memory issues and I'm very forgetful.

People: That's not ADHD, that happens to everyone! :))
_

ADHDer: I forgot to complete that task you asked for.

People: How could you forget?! That's irresponsible and childish, get your shit together!!

🐦🔗: twitter.com/ADHDelaide/status/

RT @beakfriends@twitter.com

what's the solution? idk it's not my job maybe valve should figure it out with their 80 bajillion dollars from taking 30% of all sales on steam

🐦🔗: twitter.com/beakfriends/status

RT @beakfriends@twitter.com

the analogy isn't perfect but the point stands- the model that cinemas use (<30 minutes in you can ask for a refund) only works because films are *roughly* the same length

a fixed cap of <2 hours doesn't work in a medium where the playtime can range from 10 minutes to 100+ hours

🐦🔗: twitter.com/beakfriends/status

RT @beakfriends@twitter.com

if you paid $15 for a 2-hour movie, watched the whole thing, and then asked for a refund, you'd be laughed out of the cinema

if you paid $15 for a 2-hour game, played the whole thing, and then asked for a refund, steam will give it you no questions asked

super cool and normal

🐦🔗: twitter.com/beakfriends/status

RT @felipepepe@twitter.com

It's sad how poorly recorded the history of Flash games is... I can find more info about an obscure Amstrad CPC game from the 80s than about Flash games from 2006 that had 10 million+ plays...

Hell, even some of the biggest hits don't have a Wikipedia or MobyGames page :/

🐦🔗: twitter.com/felipepepe/status/

the perfect representation of a 40-something who picked up the system & game on a whim w/ his doctor's paycheck and has never played a platformer since the first super mario brothers. he even has the right mix of confused & engrossed in his expression. this is oscar-worthy acting

RT @BombermanHero@twitter.com

Nintendo should mention how House M.D. played metroid and how he was awful at it

🐦🔗: twitter.com/BombermanHero/stat

two people and a mixed presence crammed into a very gay body

RT @cheeseraven11@twitter.com

dysphoria is thinking that your height is unattractive and then seeing a girl who’s taller than you and forgetting to breath

🐦🔗: twitter.com/cheeseraven11/stat

Show older
Computer Fairies

Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!