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if you follow me and put scanlime on my timeline you're on high alert, fucker

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hey remember when scanlime lambasted trans netflix workers for quitting during the dave chapelle stuff and then qrted me to her thousands of followers for criticizing her yet she still gets plastered onto my timeline after i blocked her like nothing happened

RT @NireBryce@twitter.com

that way if the company dies you can just take your stat sheet elsewhere.

or even just stick it on neocities

thinking a lot about justinjackson.ca/words.html

🐦🔗: twitter.com/NireBryce/status/1

my girlfriend is sending me lurid pictures and we're both making 🥺😭 faces because i can't help but compliment how good she looks

RT @maplesbian@twitter.com

move fast and break things unless it's for fun instead of venture capital

🐦🔗: twitter.com/maplesbian/status/

RT @maplesbian@twitter.com

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🐦🔗: twitter.com/maplesbian/status/

"we get it you're trans and lesbian why do you make it your entire personality" always comes from men who have "Husband. Father. Christian." in their twitter bio

RT @GracieSnek@twitter.com

Folks who can't get Twit's response team to listen/hear you/acknowledge your existence when it comes to your accounts getting suspended...

... apparently, there ARE ways to get them to listen. twitter.com/madzisstacked/stat

🐦🔗: twitter.com/GracieSnek/status/

nevermind that i have technical expertise to surpass anyone who can't hand-code a website without a dozen-tool stack, i'm not enough of a "team" "player"

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i hate the words "proactive" and "agile" which means i'll never be a "senior" "full-stack" "developer"

RT @gracebruxner@twitter.com

if any wealthy distant relatives read this can u please die . also if any billionaires are big fans can you send me $550,000 no strings attached ? i’ll say stuff like “there is such a thing as an ethical billionaire” from now on .

🐦🔗: twitter.com/gracebruxner/statu

sorry i got angry that my girlfriend is in crippling pain and nobody will help us about it 🤷‍♀️

she's been prescribed two SSRIs (that do nothing for pain) which have not brought any benefits and failing those "just exercise" HOW IS SHE SUPPOSED TO EXERCISE IN EXCRUCIATING PAIN

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can't wait for this thread to resurface in like 2 years and get me cancelled or worse yet denied a job

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RT @budweisergay@twitter.com

we were shitty to Green Day and called them corny for no reason. they wrote a whole anti bush album and hated on America and put on all that eyeliner and hair product for us and what did we do. Awful

🐦🔗: twitter.com/budweisergay/statu

RT @NeeNeinNyetNo@twitter.com

Incredible how random people looked at his Facebook and found this info before any outlets reported at all.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/NeeNeinNyetNo/stat

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