maple "mavica" syrup [6502] @mavica_again@computerfairi.es

A SINGLE FUCKING SHOT ???

@llamasoft_ox i can't tell what's more impressive, the companies being suckered into going virtual in second life, or the repeat offenders who fell another time for the metaverse

i'm the only true transgender woman in the internet because i have equal hatred for all of the programming languages, makig me purer than all of you

the internet is a tool made with the express purpose of transgender women no-true-scotsmanning each other about programming languages allegiances and the type of socks you wear

@maia https://computerfairi.es/@mavica_again/113011404840072622

@abortretryfail DB9 serial, i mean

@abortretryfail nope, only serial and lpt, and a memory card slot for which the 1MB SRAM cards are unobtainium (at a reasonable price)

i'm fucking cranky

flash was too easy to make functionality in so we needed to limit the scope of what runs on your phone so that you can only interact with things that are approved by The App Store (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thoughts_on_Flash)

flash was too easy to fuck around in so we needed to raise the barrier of entry so that only big corporations could make eyecatching websites anymore

maybe the thing i need is to whittle down the already anemic number of people i talk to. maybe this is why hermits are a thing. i understand now

i'm going to go back to a windows 98 computer connected to the internet and whoever i cannot reach because of TLS1.2, good

i'm not gonna say flash is the end all be all but to say "it's good that flash died and HTML5+JS reigns supreme now" is an incredibly bastard take

it's so funny and not at all stressful how i'm mutuals with so many bootlickers for the current disrepair of computing

"flash had to die so that the internet could move on" is such a funny clown take to me. you're actively rooting for enshittification