maple "mavica" syrup [6502] @mavica_again@computerfairi.es

i don't like taking about where i'm from online too openly not for any security reason but more because i'm somewhat reluctant to discuss it and it always raises dumb questions i don't want to entertain

but none of that is my fault, so.

2020 and 2021 radicalising me to be more openly Latina on the internet because gringos keep fucking up

if you block/throttle access to you website on nothing more nuanced than "country", go fuck yourself. brought to you by someone who didn't ask to live in one of the main countries gringo websites auto-block

i want to put together a 2000s europop dance mix so bad

dota by basshunter is unironically a bop i will NOT be taking questions thank you very much

me: ok it's time to go recharge

brain: ok

brain:

brain: two trucks having sex, two trucks having sex

i can't mute "moderna" because that's just "modern" in portuguese

calling the vaccines super-soldier serum escapes my vaccine muted word so please be considerate when bragging that your country has vaccines thanks

the interesting part of having no depth perception due to a lack of being able to use both my eyes at the same time is that VR, because each eye is fed a forced separate perspective, looks more real than AFK life to me

all the more reason for me to be a digital being

learning a lot of weird stuff about people who don't have astigmatism, myopia and strabismus all at once

magic eye is captcha for people with good eyes

did magic eye ever work or is it like an inside joke by neurotypicals that random noise is supposed to look like anything

sometimes there are certain tweets i wish people wouldn't like because my brain parses it as they're liking that i'm struggling. i used to argue but these days i just delete the tweet when that happens