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good thread

RT @MarcStraight@twitter.com

Dude walks on my flight in a full ass suit sees me in a gym shirts and shorts and asks if I belong in my seat because it's first class. I show him my ticket and he's new sitting next to me visibly upset while I play smash. Today is a great day.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/MarcStraight/statu

"it's easier to read this way" if you can't read it the way i wrote it you're in the wrong place in embedded C software engineering buddy

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coworker arguing with me i should change a code case for
if not (x>=1 and x<=5)
into
if x<1 or x>5
and i want to freak out, just approve the fucking pr already

RT @alienmelon@twitter.com

“NONE OF YOU THAT TURNED THIS INTO "DISCOURSE" OR "NUANCE" (ON THE PRECEDENT OR ETHICS OF DELETING ARTICLES) SECOND GUESSED THAT HALO INFINITE ARTICLE GETTING PULLED BY KOTAKU. YOU DIDN'T "STAND BY" THE REPORTING FOR THAT. NO JOURNALIST NITPICKED OR BICKERED ABOUT IT.” twitter.com/alienmelon/status/

🐦🔗: twitter.com/alienmelon/status/

i don't like taking about where i'm from online too openly not for any security reason but more because i'm somewhat reluctant to discuss it and it always raises dumb questions i don't want to entertain

but none of that is my fault, so.

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2020 and 2021 radicalising me to be more openly Latina on the internet because gringos keep fucking up

if you block/throttle access to you website on nothing more nuanced than "country", go fuck yourself. brought to you by someone who didn't ask to live in one of the main countries gringo websites auto-block

dota by basshunter is unironically a bop i will NOT be taking questions thank you very much

RT @StarcadeSystem@twitter.com

is a place for all systems, regardless of origin, and regardless of disordered status, and we don’t like that there seems to be a subtle shift of trying to unnecessarily divide disordered systems and non-disordered systems in this space

🐦🔗: twitter.com/StarcadeSystem/sta

RT @TheCyanBlueMoon@twitter.com


singlets i hope you do realize that our ""roleplay"" aka our long string of messages talking to each other IS helping communication which increases our connection to each other, help us remember what we said, better clearly make out what we said,

🐦🔗: twitter.com/TheCyanBlueMoon/st

RT @notallbhas@twitter.com

when you’re a CEO paying an “executive assistant” the equivalent of $7,220.65 USD to run your company for you

🐦🔗: twitter.com/notallbhas/status/

me: ok it's time to go recharge

brain: ok

brain:

brain: two trucks having sex, two trucks having sex

calling the vaccines super-soldier serum escapes my vaccine muted word so please be considerate when bragging that your country has vaccines thanks

RT @maplesbian@twitter.com

man i don't wanna like, make any of my gringo moots feel bad or anything but damn if hearing a constant influx of people saying "i got my first dose of the vaccine" doesn't upset me for living in a country where the government is actively working against vaccinating efforts

🐦🔗: twitter.com/maplesbian/status/

happened again

RT @maplesbian@twitter.com

hey has anyone at @discord@twitter.com figured out yet why like since two years ago the Android client likes to randomly disconnect a call without retries for no apparent reason (not background because i'm literally looking at the call on my screen) or is it time to move back to @Skype@twitter.com ?

🐦🔗: twitter.com/maplesbian/status/

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