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how am i expected not to pirate your games @RockstarGames@twitter.com

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is l.a. noire just bit rotted at this point since i just downloaded 16 gigabytes only for the rockstar launcher that is unable to launch the game

here's a fairly uncommon flesh prison selfie because today we decided to do full face makeup and we look kinda hot

RT @_cckirby@twitter.com

At the end of an episode of To Tell the Truth in 1973, host Garry Moore took time out to talk to the viewer at home about suicide and loneliness, directly addressing viewers who may be going through a hard time. I thought it was worth sharing. Garry was an wonderful human being.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/_cckirby/status/12

RT @maplesbian@twitter.com

how do neurotypicals just, do something they're not interested in? how is it possible?

🐦🔗: twitter.com/maplesbian/status/

i don't get FOMO from this "no more twitter crop thing" because the alternative is installing the twitter app and that thing is not touching my phone with a ten foot pole

RT @larsaddams@twitter.com

occasionally i will see a meme on facebook that so exquisitely hits all the lowest common denominators for things that make me laugh that i can’t even be upset that it got me bad

🐦🔗: twitter.com/larsaddams/status/

when yr trans masc friends get top surgery and don't need to bind anymore

RT @thedextriarchy@twitter.com

“Might I approach, your honor, and take away these binders that have become excessive?”

🐦🔗: twitter.com/thedextriarchy/sta

RT @BadPhysics@twitter.com

Me, to a programmer with broken bootlaces: "Oh, you have some string corruption"

"..."

"But you can't go get new ones without shoes. Stuck in a lace condition?"

"stop"

"You need a way to bootstrap..."

"get out"

"Have you tried rebooting?"

🐦🔗: twitter.com/BadPhysics/status/

RT @FoldableHuman@twitter.com

Will various isolated corners of the planet get free internet? Yeah, of course, it's the single most obvious PR move available. Free internet to Sanirajak for a century costs less than one satellite.

Is that why it's being built? Lol, no.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/FoldableHuman/stat

RT @FoldableHuman@twitter.com

Tech dudes are so fundamentally broken that you point out Starlink is flooding low earth orbit with garbage and they'll spend weeks assuring you that version n+1 will be incrementally less awful.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/FoldableHuman/stat

RT @maplesbian@twitter.com

you know what? fuck you

*un-lesbians every gender-critical woman*

🐦🔗: twitter.com/maplesbian/status/

hi good morning here's your regular reminder that terfs and transphobes literally cannot be lesbians have a nice day!!

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