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this post brought to you by it took 2 days plugging this win2k computer to the internet for it to get a malware, apparently

which is by far not at all threatening to me but it is making me deathly curious as to what could still be hosting win2k-compatible malware in 2021

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Do you come with surround sound? — sounds already surround all of us my friend, all you have to do is listen... retrospring.net/maple_syrup/a/

consumer electronics magazines call it "as real as life itself". gaming magazines compare them to the virtual boy

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wireless hand controllers? maybe if you hacked wiimotes into the mix with glovepie, or that weird P5 glove itself...

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big honking VGA cable. older models use gameport for tracking 6DOF, but newer ones use USB 1.1. 30hz screens. lots of ghosting

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what if the gap between 90s DOS HMD VR devices and 2010s VR headsets had been filled

what would XP-era consumer VR headsets look like

are dial up noises pleasant or unpleasant to you? also fuzzy paws? — that's kinda like asking if a foreign language is unpleasant to you. paws always fuzzy retrospring.net/maple_syrup/a/

RT @RussianMemesLtd@twitter.com

all the people at the party: *shout, drink, have fun*

meanwhile, people in the kitchen:

🐦🔗: twitter.com/RussianMemesLtd/st

RT @carolynmichelle@twitter.com

Birdo is female because Birdo identifies as female. Thank you for coming to my video game history talk.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/carolynmichelle/st

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