maple "mavica" syrup [6502] @mavica_again@computerfairi.es

i poke the hornet's nest so you don't have to (and we all grow our blocklists)

best of

blocked/priv qrts want to give me money (it's over here https://ko-fi.com/squirrel)

the trick is that kids are so easy to bully

i can pay taxes AND bully kids online at the same time. it's called multitasking

the hell does "mspec lesbian supporter" even mean. that's like saying someone telling you you can't fly (unassisted, assuming you're a human) is a "gravity supporter". gravity doesn't care whether or not you think it's real, it's gonna pull you down. #LesBiTwt #lesbotwt

hey besties #LesBiTwt #lesbotwt

if you "tolerate" bi lesbians without knowing that bisexual lesbians date back to the 1970s lesbian movement and think it's just a new tumblr fad, unfollow me. #LesBiTwt

if you think bi and mspec lesbians are "new" or even that they "don't exist" because "someone told you" and you did absolutely zero own research on historical queer theory, unfollow me. #LesBiTwt

i tried to be nice but i get shit on because i'm older than 18 so fuck you i will shit on people younger than 18 back

i'm tired! i'm fucking tired! my patience ran out! there is only rancor now!

my goal is to piss off literally every single person under 18 who can read my tweets so i never have to interact with them again

my kingdom for a 2000s webcore discord server without minors in it

go play playstation or what the fuck ever. you are rotting your brain sick being on the internet.

literally get the hell out of my internet, everybody under 18.

why is it that when i say that minors are being transphobic i'm being ageist but when a minor says that they should be allowed to call me "dude" because of "dialect differences" and tells me i can't get mad about it because i'm 27, they're not being ageist?

minors DNI. please unfollow me.

MINORS SHOULD NOT BE ON THE INTERNET