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i opened a can of monster not even 10 minutes ago and it's already almost empty this is transphobic

dear everybody quote retweeting me tonight

RT @dril@twitter.com

@SuccuCirno@twitter.com @BoleslawKRAKOW@twitter.com @realihavenoidea@twitter.com @OneAngryGamerHD@twitter.com who cares. pick up a foot ball

🐦🔗: twitter.com/dril/status/113117

every single person i'm blocking tonight is posting me having blocked them on their timelines like a trophy. cherish it. i'm glad i could give you all a thing for both of us to feel good about tonight

RT @ItsChloeNow@twitter.com

Still upset that I need:

• a full psych eval
• two therapist letters
• a doctor’s note
• and proof of at least 3 years of HRT

just to get the same breast augmentation surgery that cis women can get at age 18 with almost no hoops to jump through.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/ItsChloeNow/status

hey hey hey. here's a fun one for all the minors who still haven't blocked me. kpop more like kpoop hahaha

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maple "mavica" syrup (taking a shit all over twitter cause it realized social media is never serious facet)

and since you're here, dear kids with oversharing in their caards or pinned tweets or whatever: i am all for being open and honest online but you are giving far too much personal information in public. nobody needs to dox you, you already doxxed yourself

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i poke the hornet's nest so you don't have to (and we all grow our blocklists)

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i can pay taxes AND bully kids online at the same time. it's called multitasking

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