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RT @LaserScheme@twitter.com

cryptocurrency? more like why are you doing this to yourself and also everyone else and also the entire planet what the fuck

🐦🔗: twitter.com/LaserScheme/status

i'm almost never thirsty but when i see a buff girl.... 👀💦

RT @passionpeachy@twitter.com

why do people see a buff woman and immediately start yelling about being stepped on and ripped apart like violent animals what if she just wants to go kayaking

🐦🔗: twitter.com/passionpeachy/stat

RT @delucca@twitter.com

Sempre que os caras falam que existe como "influenciar" a orientação sexual de alguém eu lembro que eu comi muito do chiclete da Tiazinha na infância, nos anos 90, colava tudo as figurinhas no caderno e tô aqui, viado até não poder mais.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/delucca/status/143

RT @dolari@twitter.com

Come join me as we make our way across the Ancient Cistern at about our halfway point in the Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword! Top of the hour on .

twitch.tv/jenndolari

🐦🔗: twitter.com/dolari/status/1434

RT @samTheOctopus1@twitter.com

just once I'd like a director to say that the best way to watch their film is on a laptop in bed

🐦🔗: twitter.com/samTheOctopus1/sta

RT @maplesbian@twitter.com

i am a woman and i can have periods and go fuck yourself everybody who did and will tell me that i can't have periods without an uterus

you fucking come handle my hormonal imbalances then, bitch

🐦🔗: twitter.com/maplesbian/status/

does motor oil taste good? — you know when it's like 40 degrees outside and you drink a super cold trashy slushie just for the brainfreeze? yeah retrospring.net/maple_syrup/a/

You mention hoping no one swaps your paws around when upgrade times come. Has that happened before? — let's just say it's easy to pull practical jokes on a robot if it's deactivated and defenseless retrospring.net/maple_syrup/a/

cryptocurrencies are pyramid schemes for people who think they're too smart to fall for pyramid schemes

RT @mcmillen@twitter.com

It's common to see comparisons of BTC's energy use to various countries/states, but "seven times as much electricity as Google" is a great comparison. Imagine what you could do with 7x Google's compute power instead of merely implementing a janky payment system. twitter.com/nytimes/status/143

🐦🔗: twitter.com/mcmillen/status/14

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