maple "mavica" syrup [6502] @mavica_again@computerfairi.es

hey dipshit america is a continent not a country learn some geography

unitedstatians be like no you can't call it football it's soccer and then turn around and call their country "america" and get fussy over being called gringos

fuck blockchain

lesbians really do be wearing the big work boots and instantly getting that tough butch energy

but also if you want a Susie-type lesbian

hello

this is literally the outfit i went to the optometrist with today i didn't even do it for the bit

what the fuck is susiecore. this is just my outfit

you know what really impresses me? people who roleplay characters completely unlike their own personalities. i can't do that. all the characters i've role-played share something with me

cats please stop constantly making wet mouth noises, signed, misophonia

or my headmates yelling at me when they front

girls

i hate how close 🥺 and😳 look in the default android because i only ever want them to look like they do in twimoji

duke nukem voice i'm gonna reticulate your spine