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RT @aalong64@twitter.com

want to feel old? we're actually closer to the year Fry wakes up in Futurama than to when he was frozen

🐦🔗: twitter.com/aalong64/status/14

upcoming on the next release of Palmdle: we have guess filtering working, and the worst-case scenario list search is pretty negligible on a Visor Platinum: github.com/Lana-chan/palmdle/c

RT @imogenbadger@twitter.com

Kiss your adhd girlfriend on the nose while they're infodumping about their passion and then say "you're so cute when you're being passionate about your interest".

Trust me.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/imogenbadger/statu

boy the guy who made the gameboy port of wordle sure has some weird stances on gay people huh

RT @aquinton@twitter.com

On today's virtual ride @maplesbian@twitter.com effectively gave us an outlet for all of our little Zwift annoyances and grievances by cursing the name "Dave" as an anonymous Zwift employee who's responsible for every bad UI choice, map glitch and Bluetooth failure.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/aquinton/status/14

my 8 year old nephew has to come up with a new roblox account name every time he wants to play because he doesn't understand the concept of remembering a password and calls the internet "google" and it sinks my heart that we failed things that bad

there are people celebrating this. i'm going to leave it at that and hope that my friends in the USA safely sort this out

RT @ErinInTheMorn@twitter.com

“Among the first to be investigated ie a state protective services employee whose transgender child is 16”

They have started the process to try to take transgender kids from their parents in Texas. They are actually doing it.

This is unconscionable.

nytimes.com/2022/03/01/us/texa

🐦🔗: twitter.com/ErinInTheMorn/stat

how can we hold hands when yours are busy holding my leash 👉👈

RT @maplesbian@twitter.com

the problem with being a frustrated sub is that by the time i realize that i need/want something i'm already too much in a crappy mood for the impossible case of someone offering anything

🐦🔗: twitter.com/maplesbian/status/

RT @maplesbian@twitter.com

i don't yearn for kinky stuff often but when i do it's really painful

🐦🔗: twitter.com/maplesbian/status/

RT @gmgunion@twitter.com

As of March 1, GMG Union is officially on strike. We're asking people not to click on—or contribute content to—@Gizmodo@twitter.com, @Jalopnik@twitter.com, @Jezebel@twitter.com, @Kotaku@twitter.com, @Lifehacker@twitter.com, and @TheRoot@twitter.com.

Learn more about our fight for a fair contract with @GOMediaInc@twitter.com: gmgunion.com/

🐦🔗: twitter.com/gmgunion/status/14

RT @pettyreligion@twitter.com

girls will b like idk why im so unproductive recently n then u ask whats going on in their life n they list 5 lifestopping crises n then say “yea but i should b fine”

🐦🔗: twitter.com/pettyreligion/stat

i need to add a "hide letters" button in Palmdle so i can take a picture of my palm to show my score now

this is the thing that'll get me in this fad. playing it from a palm

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