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you know what would be really funny if people just started being sexy at me in public on twitter like that would be a good prank i would be completely owned

RT @MitchellZemil@twitter.com

Ok, yes my pi day post where each word length followed the digits of pi was made ENTIRELY for my own entertainment. I don't expect any of you to really enjoy it. But it was hard to make so please give me internet validation twitter.com/MitchellZemil/stat

🐦🔗: twitter.com/MitchellZemil/stat

the human phenomenon that causes nobody to do something in urgent circumstances because they're all convinced the next person will instead will never stop being hilarious to me

deleting my AD nobody cared about and instead just occasionally broadcasting my kinks on main to 800+ people was one of the best decisions i've made

RT @msdoedevil@twitter.com

Consider, just for a moment, a fat person of your favorite gender.

Consider their adorable giggles, the way their body reacts to a deep throated laugh. Consider their body heat, or the way they can and will embrace you in a warm, loving hug.

Let’s go deeper, though. 1/ twitter.com/manicanarchy/statu

🐦🔗: twitter.com/msdoedevil/status/

i wish i lived somewhere i could ship USAians computers so i could do that for them

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learning about the niche market of building gaming pcs for streamers and thinking that i could do that for a living

help @LaserScheme@twitter.com just envisioned a porn parody of the taking down of the berlin wall involving a glory hole

help @LaserScheme@twitter.com just envised a porn parody of the taking down of the berlin wall involving a glory hole

oh you can't catch up with how many notifications you have? 🤧 god yeah it must suck to have people who message you, i can't relate

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