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i miss furcadia and 3d avatar chats. everything else feels way too closed now and you need to know someone in it to get in. no open communities

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i played a bit of hyperbolica and all it did was make me yearn for a digital world with people roleplaying in it 😔

RT @NoelleMidnight@twitter.com

Fuck it, let's do this again.

I'm a trans data analyst desperately looking for a job. I need something within two weeks. If you know anyone who needs me, please let me know.

Skills: SQL, R, Python, Excel twitter.com/noellemidnight/sta

🐦🔗: twitter.com/NoelleMidnight/sta

furries are a government conspiracy. i don't think they actually exist

RT @PupMillie@twitter.com

Is it funny if I say I like to turn my girlfriend on? Cause it's a computer. I want to turn it on and like, idk kiss it a whole lot. Leave a few marks

🐦🔗: twitter.com/PupMillie/status/1

can't i just be a slut online and get paid for it

RT @PupMillie@twitter.com

Listening to @maplesbian@twitter.com be upset about having to work, and I agree, it should be here, keeping my bed warm with its collar on

🐦🔗: twitter.com/PupMillie/status/1

RT @PupMillie@twitter.com

Best way to make your robot feel vulnerable but safe? Routine disassembly for maintenance. Just so it knows you understand how to take it apart. And put it back together again

🐦🔗: twitter.com/PupMillie/status/1

RT @QueerGermanGirl@twitter.com

One day one of your ancestors will discover your twitter account and find out that you never let an opportunity pass to make a 69 joke. And they will be silent for a moment, take in that information and then say to themselves: t.co/B7hhp9bifg

🐦🔗: twitter.com/QueerGermanGirl/st

RT @PupMillie@twitter.com

Does anyone know any good malware for downloading onto your robot girlfriend for kink play?

🐦🔗: twitter.com/PupMillie/status/1

bonus points if you caught the "i would be completely owned" petplay double entendre that i'm making absurdly obvious, here, on my twitter

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you know what would be really funny if people just started being sexy at me in public on twitter like that would be a good prank i would be completely owned

RT @MitchellZemil@twitter.com

Ok, yes my pi day post where each word length followed the digits of pi was made ENTIRELY for my own entertainment. I don't expect any of you to really enjoy it. But it was hard to make so please give me internet validation twitter.com/MitchellZemil/stat

🐦🔗: twitter.com/MitchellZemil/stat

the human phenomenon that causes nobody to do something in urgent circumstances because they're all convinced the next person will instead will never stop being hilarious to me

deleting my AD nobody cared about and instead just occasionally broadcasting my kinks on main to 800+ people was one of the best decisions i've made

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