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passing level: had to tell a doctor today i don't menstruate

saw an advice a while ago to go to sleep *before* the existential dread sets in and i still haven't been able to do that

RT @JuiceThatTweets@twitter.com

Juice that successfully manages to take up the entire two hundred and eighty character limit in the tweet that is about it by padding said tweet with an explanation of itself using many more words than is necessary to get the point across to whoever is reading the informing tweet

🐦🔗: twitter.com/JuiceThatTweets/st

they should make a game like borderlands but with less late 2000s attitude in the writing

RT @Atatra_Millie@twitter.com

buy your local trans lesbian a pizza today
offer extends beyond TDOV, terms and conditions below

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Atatra_Millie/stat

RT @maplesbian@twitter.com

trans day of go listen to all my music. you don't even have to buy anything i just want you to tell me what you think
maple.pet/music

🐦🔗: twitter.com/maplesbian/status/

RT @maplesbian@twitter.com

trans day of i should be getting flirted with (offer still only applies to women and enbies)

🐦🔗: twitter.com/maplesbian/status/

petition to turn :allears: into a unicode emoji so i can use it without paying discord for nitro

RT @maplesbian@twitter.com

allears

🐦🔗: twitter.com/maplesbian/status/

"say 'mcdonalds' to skip this ad" but it's "say 'i love you' to me to stop my bad tweets"

we don't have upvotes or favourites. reply to each other. pretend it's 2005

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twitter function where pressing the favourite button on a tweet goes "favourites are disabled for this tweet here's a prompt for you to reply instead"

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