maple "mavica" syrup [6502] @mavica_again@computerfairi.es

watching ppl older than me start hrt now while i'm 6yrs into it like "omg you're baby. i'm your trans godmother now"

funny how we're good at constantly doing a thing we know for a fact is going to be bad for us

dear companies please stop listing your remote job offers as "anywhere" if you mean "US only", there's an option for that

hey @Cliniko@twitter.com your job posting here - https://lgbtqremotely.com/job/cliniko-apac-full-time-software-developer-australia-friendly-timezones/ - is still up even though it says the applications were closed last December, should i still apply? :)

man i was holding out until finishing doom 2016 to watch the civvie video on eternal but now that i watched it i feel like i'm just never going to play it

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new toy, graciously donated by someone who was no longer using it

anyway i quit that job due to mismanagement and severe stress so please hire me https://maple.pet/tech

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the specialists who were later tasked with the port gave excuses that the training was poor so they couldn't give an estimate how long they would take. they were told "oh yeah? but [my name] already put Doom on it". their faces were red
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the "training" call as just a dude bumbling around the toolkit not really showing us anything to the point even the seniors and specialists were confused. yet me, a junior, ditched the call and read the documentation instead. i had Doom running on that machine in 20 mins.
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story time: at my previous job maintaining and porting applications to card payment machines we were briefly tasked with working on a new hardware from a new manufacturer. they brought in two people from the company who imports them from the manufacturer to teach us the SDK
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if i turn on my computer but then don't touch it the gpu fans keep randomly ramping up and down until i actually interact with any part of the UI then it stops doing it for the rest of the session

mr gorbachev this wall is cringe bro