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my girlfriend is sending me lurid pictures and we're both making 🥺😭 faces because i can't help but compliment how good she looks

RT @maplesbian@twitter.com

move fast and break things unless it's for fun instead of venture capital

🐦🔗: twitter.com/maplesbian/status/

RT @maplesbian@twitter.com

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🐦🔗: twitter.com/maplesbian/status/

"we get it you're trans and lesbian why do you make it your entire personality" always comes from men who have "Husband. Father. Christian." in their twitter bio

RT @GracieSnek@twitter.com

Folks who can't get Twit's response team to listen/hear you/acknowledge your existence when it comes to your accounts getting suspended...

... apparently, there ARE ways to get them to listen. twitter.com/madzisstacked/stat

🐦🔗: twitter.com/GracieSnek/status/

nevermind that i have technical expertise to surpass anyone who can't hand-code a website without a dozen-tool stack, i'm not enough of a "team" "player"

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i hate the words "proactive" and "agile" which means i'll never be a "senior" "full-stack" "developer"

RT @gracebruxner@twitter.com

if any wealthy distant relatives read this can u please die . also if any billionaires are big fans can you send me $550,000 no strings attached ? i’ll say stuff like “there is such a thing as an ethical billionaire” from now on .

🐦🔗: twitter.com/gracebruxner/statu

sorry i got angry that my girlfriend is in crippling pain and nobody will help us about it 🤷‍♀️

she's been prescribed two SSRIs (that do nothing for pain) which have not brought any benefits and failing those "just exercise" HOW IS SHE SUPPOSED TO EXERCISE IN EXCRUCIATING PAIN

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can't wait for this thread to resurface in like 2 years and get me cancelled or worse yet denied a job

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RT @budweisergay@twitter.com

we were shitty to Green Day and called them corny for no reason. they wrote a whole anti bush album and hated on America and put on all that eyeliner and hair product for us and what did we do. Awful

🐦🔗: twitter.com/budweisergay/statu

RT @NeeNeinNyetNo@twitter.com

Incredible how random people looked at his Facebook and found this info before any outlets reported at all.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/NeeNeinNyetNo/stat

RT @NeeNeinNyetNo@twitter.com

Crazy how a guy self immolates in the country's capital in front of the Supreme Court on Earth Day in protest of climate change inaction and it's barely a blip on the media and social radar

🐦🔗: twitter.com/NeeNeinNyetNo/stat

RT @blockbuster@twitter.com

Tweet why you’re leaving Netflix. The top three most creative tweets using will win a 1-year subscription to Blockbuster!

🐦🔗: twitter.com/blockbuster/status

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