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just saw someone spell "politically incorrect" as "p-word incorrect" and i want out of the ride

i hope to one day become a retro tech youtuber so i can be the only one of them who doesn't use planet x3 in my channel at all

RT @CartaMonir@twitter.com

Thank you god for messy, difficult, traumatized, hard-to-love trans people. Every single one of us deserves the best of the best.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/CartaMonir/status/

take it from a person who participated in habbo raids on 4chan well before i understood what the fuck i was doing: this shit isn't funny and we stopped doing it for a reason

stop encouraging this shit and if you think it's funny you're a block on sight

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a ton of people are praising the person who did this but like, my wife's 7-year old brother who's obsessed with gmod really does not need pornography forcibly shoved in his face

you are all hopeless

RT @Thafnine@twitter.com

IMPORTANT PSA:

on gmod right now, a popular addon creator lost his goddamn mind and has altered all of his addons to add a jumpscare of goatse when you open the game. i am not fucking joking, delete any "GlueLibrary" addon you have immediately

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Thafnine/status/15

RT @Jargonautical@twitter.com

Might be a long shot, but do I know anybody who knows anyone who might have spare parts for a Roamer robot (as used to teach coding at KS1)? Seems they've been discontinued and all factory stock disposed of :(

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Jargonautical/stat

RT @arielmtspeaks@twitter.com

Xenia the Linux fox needs her own hashtag.

is too ambiguous.
is short enough but could briefly be misread.
is clearest, but 16 letters may be too long.

More info (not mine): xenia-linux-site.glitch.me/
What hashtag should we use?

🐦🔗: twitter.com/arielmtspeaks/stat

RT @dyke_du_jour@twitter.com

star trek you can NOT queerbait me like that 5 seconds away from a cut to credits

🐦🔗: twitter.com/dyke_du_jour/statu

RT @dyke_du_jour@twitter.com

When I was younger, the only thing I had to keep me entertained in the toilet was one of those chunky brick games. Now I have a slim rectangle that fits in my pocket and can directly give me anxiety. Technology is fantastic

🐦🔗: twitter.com/dyke_du_jour/statu

skimming around late 90s web pages about plurality on archive dot org and feeling like i'm unearthing the diaries of long lost relatives

i'd love to not be running 18.04 anymore, ubuntu, but your dist-upgrade simply doesn't work

this joke, obviously, doesn't work if you tell it to someone who actually knows how to tune a piano

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"What.. is the difference between a fish, and a piano?"
"Oh gee I dunno Fozzie, what's the difference between a fish and a piano?"
"You can tuna fish... but you can't tune a piano!"
"But Fozzie, you CAN tune a piano!"
"I'd like to see YOU try! Wakka wakka!!"

RT @Atatra_Millie@twitter.com

This pride month, why not prove your allyship as a cis het person by donating to my wife and me? it's quick, it's simple, and uh, ok it's not free, but come on, pleeease?

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Atatra_Millie/stat

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