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RT @actuallyasriel@twitter.com

@SamMGreer@twitter.com They let him become disabled *while waiting for trial.* And now he'll deteriorate for several more years.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/actuallyasriel/sta

i feel completely underprepared for a cross continental flight in 3 days

maybe because i had so much to get done for the one in February that i don't this time, but i'm worried i missed something

i think it's so funny that this is the version of this meme that went around everywhere on the internet cause what's behind the gray scribbled out part originally was "a school essay"

RT @BlFLEXUAL@twitter.com

🐦🔗: twitter.com/BlFLEXUAL/status/1

being uncreative, i cannot come up with any funny jokes to fit the format of this meme. that's why this pride month i'm collaborating with dave chapelle and ricky gervais to

RT @buttpraxis@twitter.com

Anyone who doesn’t love their kid because of their kid’s gender or sexual preference is a fucking freak. It’s fucked up to have a whole kid to love and then just decide not to. Fuck you. Your kids deserve better and I hope they find their chosen family and I hope you die alone

🐦🔗: twitter.com/buttpraxis/status/

RT @tanktainer@twitter.com

Stop doing RS-232. Computers were not meant to be interfaced with. The serial port is just a mechanism for you to annoy the computer and give it intrusive thoughts.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/tanktainer/status/

RT @Number10cat@twitter.com

Boris Johnson received a higher proportion of no confidence votes tonight than Theresa May in 2018. Jacob Rees-Mogg described it as a very bad result for her and called for her resignation. twitter.com/bbcnewsnight/statu

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Number10cat/status

every time i hold my head and feel the brow ridge on my face i want to take an angle grinder to it

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