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i'm a competent low-level C software engineer with experience in web design, graphic design and all things hardware. someone fucking hire me already

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the only thing i want to vaguetweet about this whole bullshit that's been going on is that i have been looking for the "nice tech companies" to hire me since may of this year and if lockheed martin showed up in my inbox with a contract i would hesitate to say no

RT @frankcifaldi@twitter.com

For five bucks just get it and look at the menus tbh. Go into the boss rush modes and watch video playback of the world records. Read the bonus features. Launch DuckTales for five minutes and remember that you don't actually want to play 33-year-old games anymore.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/frankcifaldi/statu

RT @aquinton@twitter.com

It’s increasingly clear that most tech company HR departments are an active impediment to hiring

🐦🔗: twitter.com/aquinton/status/15

i have not had a job interview since may.

i've lost count of how many places i applied to and i know i have a 50% success rate in getting a rejection letter (the other 50% don't bother with even that) but i haven't even had a single interview since may.

what am i doing wrong

"write an essay about why should we hire you" would you like to pay me per word or per hour?

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every time i do the entire song and dance for funny startups who ask for a lot more than a cover letter from applicants (which i already think a cover letter is a pain to write) and i don't even get the courtesy of a SINGLE INTERVIEW i grow a little more impatient with capitalism

people not wanting to be called cis shouldn't be calling me a trans woman either just call me woman, it's simple

i don't want to be a rockstar developer. i just want to live with my wife and not worry about money

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i'm tired of places asking me why i want to work for them and to analyse all the decisions i've made in my career. i just want to be paid to code in C. i heard low-level software and firmware programmers are in high demand. where's all the demand? where are my suitors?

to be clear i was working as a sole software engineer in the middle of a 5000+ employee company, and the software in this machine is an evolution of the software in the previous text-based models. i simply made the text-based interface graphical, but that made the whole product

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so weird seeing this thing in the wild. i made that. i wrote the graphical interface for this machine. i wrote the functions to draw that status bar, the clock, the logo. i built the menu functions. everything

RT @dyke_du_jour@twitter.com

We can do pretty much anything with computers, we've worked for a NYSE-traded financial company developing an entire new product in their line for them from the ground up. We should be making enough to live anywhere in the world comfortably but we're not

🐦🔗: twitter.com/dyke_du_jour/statu

RT @dyke_du_jour@twitter.com

Hey we still need a job. Our money is running out, we keep getting praised for our work but not getting paid for it. If you want us not to be homeless then either hire us or pass this forward

mynameiser.in twitter.com/maplesbian/status/

🐦🔗: twitter.com/dyke_du_jour/statu

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