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is this a bad idea? almost certainly but it gets the people talking

it's me fr

RT @toasty_rolls@twitter.com

girl on a dating app who is going through something

🐦🔗: twitter.com/toasty_rolls/statu

do you ever try to come up with names for ultraviolet + infrared colors — not since the blurple incident retrospring.net/@maple_syrup/a

ok heres an actual question: how often do you think you meow? cuz we meow like once every 5 sentences and even our non-kitt… — clearly not enough retrospring.net/@maple_syrup/a

im thinking 1950s scifi although the confectionery ones do look kinda cute — they're both very gender retrospring.net/@maple_syrup/a

are flying saucers kinda gender or is that just me — are you talking 1950s scifi flying saucers or UK confectionery flying saucers retrospring.net/@maple_syrup/a

have you ever wanted your gender to be a cognitohazard, either for self-defense purposes or just because cognitohazards are… — retrospring.net/@maple_syrup/a

RT @maplesbian@twitter.com

mavica is a cognitohazard scp that makes you constantly see "unregistered hypercam 2" off the corner of your eyes as long as it's in your field of view

🐦🔗: twitter.com/maplesbian/status/

too many girls are liking the pictures and not enough girls are messaging me 😔 this is a true tragedy

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the 12-inch ibook g4 is the perfect form factor. 14-inch fans don't @ me

RT @maplesbian@twitter.com

you're only allowed to not be nice to me if your domming me in which case t.co/Hl0DigjY9o

🐦🔗: twitter.com/maplesbian/status/

dick suckem. nobody has ever made this joke before

honestly come on i'm hot as hell AND i'm really good with computers ?? y'all are sleeping on flirting with me

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