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i also use ko-fi and not once have i had this issue but i've also had both my ko-fi account and paypal account for much longer and i wonder if i'm grandfathered into some system by paypal that she isn't

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is anyone else in the UK having issues with @kofi_button@twitter.com donations appearing as business transactions on @AskPayPal@twitter.com? my girlfriend @Atatra_Millie@twitter.com already contacted both companies and nobody seems to know what's going on, she's having to declare nonexistent shipping on donations

slut era? i thought you meant slut ERA [you get struck out by a 97mph fastball]

banger tweet with 356 likes and 1 like by a mutual on the reply to that tweet begging for a job :')

RT @aquinton@twitter.com

pov: your werewolf developer friend is reviewing your pull request while you watch through a Gameboy camera t.co/j2bu0cK0Y5

🐦🔗: twitter.com/aquinton/status/15

RT @maplesbian@twitter.com

webgbcam uses no react, no jquery, no dependencies other than gif.js. i don't like building the DOM on the client, which is why i don't use frameworks like that (i think they're terrible!) but i can make an exception for paid work.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/maplesbian/status/

if i can't even pull my own fucking weight to feed myself and need to rely on everyone else's goodwill to not go homeless i might as well fucking save everyone the resources

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i'm going to keep spiraling day in and day out until i finally end myself and everyone celebrates there's one less mouth to feed one less mouth to complain

hey if you don't want to give me a job i could at least use USD 50 to buy an SSD for my laptop and dual-boot os x for safari web work ko-fi.com/squirrel

if you know any tech places hiring globally remote who need a low-level C programmer, or someone with fundamental HTML/CSS/JS knowledge who can work with any JS framework on day one, please let me know.

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i've been applying to places since april of this year and so far have not been offered anything from them. the worst i get is radio silence, then an immediate rejection, and best i get is a months-long interview process followed by a rejection. i don't know where else to look

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so many people praise my work and tell me i'm talented enough to be making 6 figures and i would really like to know where they got that idea from. i can't even get a job let alone a paying one.

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i don't want to get rich. i want a living wage. my income has been 0 since may. my loftiest goal is simply to go live with my girlfriend. i just want your scraps. please

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RT @maplesbian@twitter.com

hi i'm looking for work. i can do html, css, js like few others, plus extensive professional experience doing embedded software development & a keen eye for graphic design. i can make your stuff pixel-perfect. interested in working full remote only. maple.pet/tech

🐦🔗: twitter.com/maplesbian/status/

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