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wondering if there's a way to change which camera a windows program is using by futzing around with a memory editor or something

i have a program which takes the first camera and does not have a camera selection, and i would like to change what camera it uses

do you think if i jumped right now my family would be able to get a refund on the plane ticket i bought for a flight a week from now

wonder if they'll make an x-clacks-overhead http header for me. course they won't

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one of these days i gotta follow through on all the times i keep saying i'm going to kill myself, maybe just as soon as everybody stops believing me, just to catch them off guard

if you're going to quit twitter because of elon you gotta go fucking full hog and stop using GPT-3 and DALL-E too

otherwise you're just a hypocrite

and to clarify: i still use twitter (i'm just currently suspended) so i don't give a rat's ass what you do, i'm just saying it makes you a hypocrite

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"but i'm not using OpenAI i'm using GPT-3/DALL-E"

sweet fucking summer child

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there are some people on the federated timeline simping hard for dall-e and midjourney and gpt-3 and i am so happy to block them

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i'm a robot and i'm not particularly excited about machine learning based generators especially when those are used for bad purposes like SEO-fuzzing shit fake websites or free art being used commercially which could've employed an actual artist instead and i hate that it's called "AI" when it's anything but

god forbid a trans woman on the internet with less than an entire cult's following have a mental breakdown in a public website

unemployed since april so i have to grind on shitty headhunter fuckers sending me to applicant forms that require you to record yourself answering their nonsense

so i loaded up OBS and set my virtual camera to a full minute of this

by the way hire me maple.pet/tech

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