maple "mavica" syrup [6502] @mavica_again@computerfairi.es

that's uhhh... huh. okay

or not

it took a few minutes to get to a desktop and i can hear the laser struggling, but at least it's somewhat working

jesus christ maxell what the fuck

hello yes i;m John Executive and it is time to business like it's 1999

i feel noisy

glungo

i might be a person but i'm not human. i just pilot a meatspace avatar that i'm ready to abandon as soon as i can fully interface with machines

✋ "real self"
✋ "offline body"
👉 "meatspace avatar"

starting an apache and nginx competitor just so i can invent the LUMP stack

(distant, reverberated) ᴍᴏʀᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀʟᴀɴ ᴡᴏᴋᴇ

it's 2025 and girlies are still offering "gnu imp" as a poor alternative to adobe photoshop when cs2 is actually free with serial keys provided by adobe themselves https://web.archive.org/web/20140921074844/http://helpx.adobe.com/creative-suite/kb/cs2-product-downloads.html

or just use krita for goddess sake

bring back websites

put together a moc n-vision 74 made out of knockoff lego purchased on aliexpress. stud fit is way tighter than original. tolerance errors add up but the model is still solid at the end of it all. one piece came malformed and now this model has 1 original lego piece hidden somewhere in it as a replacement (the compatibility is great)