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The last toast from the legend herself:

Valhalla really really reeked of beer, but Jennell seems happy

The other angels are tired of me saying “fight for the other users” while throwing my halo around

I leave it up to you to go to lindken.com and look up Jennell Jacques, now look at her job description, goddess of technology… and fuck cancer, fuck it in the ass

- Becky

Ever wonder why the "vi" editor uses H, J, K, and L keys for cursor navigation, and why Unix shells traditionally use "~" as an alias for the home directory?

The ADM-3A terminal was a very popular and inexpensive Unix terminal in the 1970s. Notice where the arrow keys are, and where the "~" key is? It influenced a lot!

Today, my VPS served over 51.5 million requests. Well over 99% of that was AI crawlers and other obnoxious shits.

This is not normal. This is complete and utter bullshit. This is also happening all over the place.

It can be caught, it's not even hard. But we shouldn't need to. This is about three orders of magnitude more requests I'd normally receive, and it's almost entirely useless garbage.

Every single one of you who use GenAI tools, you personally, are complicit in this. You are responsible for these bots hammering the entire internet, you are enabling it.

If you think this price is acceptable, that every single person who hosts anything outside of BigTech walled gardens deserves this relentless assault of thieving robots, then you are a garbage human being.

But it is not too late to change course. You too can look back at the carnage you enabled, and feel remorse. It's okay. We'll forgive you.

You don't need to look at the environment damage LLMs cause - we can have an educated guess (it's very bad). You don't need to look at the unsustainability of it all. All of those are things that we don't directly feel right now.

But look at the damage these things cause to everyone outside of the BigTech walled gardens. That is measurable. These attacks are fact. You can't debate it. You can't justify it.

You, dear enabler of GenAI bullshit, you are responsible for enabling this carnage. Think about that. Feel bad about it, and stop. Today is a great day to do that.

every now and then the atari 2600 pressure cooker ditty gets stuck in my head

story goes Garry Kitchen hired a TV jingle composer and gave him a toy keyboard with only the tones that the TIA could produce and said "make me a jingle with only these notes" and boy howdy did they get it right

if games programming taught me anything it's that you can make anything out of just some nested for loops

I just learned about a new data storage format. A rare analog digital hybrid. Behold the "Aperture Card"

This is a punch card that holds a microfiche slide with a document, diagram or photo.

The punch card could be used to catalog the scanned document or to make searching easier.

(Why does looking at these give me feelings. I love this. )

pimage.com/appcards.htm

ok the show's called crack an ag... and i bet youse can't, so...

it's easy to forget just how much of computers is chemistry

re: relationship whine, licking wounds, negative do not like 

i am upset that the two people like this i dated in the past were emotionally immature and hurt me deeply

i don't begrudge my current partners but i miss having someone to discuss my biggest interests with

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relationship whine, licking wounds, negative do not like 

i miss dating someone who knows (and is excited about) programming

if the way does not make the computer do the thing you want to, you need a new way. it does not matter what the way is

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more so than being a "windows user" or a "linux user" i think you should simply learn ways to make a computer do the thing you want to, regardless of what that way is

trans person!! are you, or somebody you know, in a career/profession other than computer**? please tell me about it!!

*e.g. programming, software, game dev, any traditional tech job

what color are google result links for you

it's currently for me and i swear they made it brighter

do you think launching a new steam controller will remind valve to fix the input setup they broke when they launched this steam update a few years back

there is still no feedback when setting up trackpads, you have to fully launch a game and hope your changes are how you want them

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