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people who say they'd date kanaya are the bravest people i know because it takes some serious guts to ask out a lesbian holding a chainsaw

RT @CartaMonir@twitter.com

"For sale, baby! Shoes! Never worn!"
-shoe salesman Austin Powers

🐦🔗: twitter.com/CartaMonir/status/

i went on pesterchum as sollux and had a nice IM session with an aradia player until they got their phone taken away because they were using it in class

i feel old

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where do homestuck people RP these days. everywhere shut down

hey dipshit america is a continent not a country learn some geography

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unitedstatians be like no you can't call it football it's soccer and then turn around and call their country "america" and get fussy over being called gringos

lesbians really do be wearing the big work boots and instantly getting that tough butch energy

i love wobbledogs because it has the funniest bugs ever

RT @thomasastle@twitter.com

The macOS version of Wobbledogs is occasionally crashing when the dogs try to poop. I'll have a fix for this up today.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/thomasastle/status

this is literally the outfit i went to the optometrist with today i didn't even do it for the bit

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you know what really impresses me? people who roleplay characters completely unlike their own personalities. i can't do that. all the characters i've role-played share something with me

cats please stop constantly making wet mouth noises, signed, misophonia

RT @Y2SHAF@twitter.com

these 2 day weekends are starting to feel a lot like 30 minute lunches

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Y2SHAF/status/1449

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