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(if you think i don't know what i'm talking about i've been part of one such cult for an entire year before)

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like i *get* that that's the point but like.. surely there's a healthy way to organise that without actually harming people

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i really want to participate in hypno kink but all the big hypno communities all operate like cults ugh

the ibm model m is a membrane keyboard, rt to scare a less knowledgeable keyboard elitist

when i was younger by complete accident i mixed cola, guaraná and orange soda in the perfect ratios to make soda that tasted like the cola bottle gummies that don't taste like cola, and i'm upset i only ever eyeballed it so i'll never be able to reproduce it again

anyway the aforementioned, purposefully not alt-texted, point in the snarky deleted tweet still stands

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quick 'minder for folks who still th*nk that c*ns*r*ng w*rds like th*s helps anybody other than just being incessantly annoying and bypassing word mutes

at that point in depression where anyone trying to reach out to you feels like annoying unskippable tutorials in a high-action video game so i complain until they stop happening and then i complain i don't understand the game because i lashed out at the tutorials

RT @BenRiceM@twitter.com

@aquinton@twitter.com @AppleSupport@twitter.com I think the worst bugs stem from our most deeply accepted assumptions. There are only two genders, there are only 24 hours in a day, everyone using a smartphone has internet access, etc

🐦🔗: twitter.com/BenRiceM/status/14

RT @aquinton@twitter.com

This weird "misgendering customer because of old data" thing is still happening. I got AppleCare+ on a new iPad purchased last week. @AppleSupport@twitter.com I am going to keep bugging you until you find someone who actually has access to this email template and fixes it.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/aquinton/status/14

look i don't want to judge anyone's identities. but something tells me that there is not a healthy relationship

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10am is too early to read the sentence "as a homosexual man with a transgender girlfriend," 🤮

RT @tobikyere@twitter.com

"RESILIENCE.

Every day for 5 years, a man would walk up to me and spit in my face. One day, he spat in my face and I simply replied, "thank you".

He looked at me, said "you're welcome" and offered me a high-paying job on the spot.

Never give up. Success is only a spit away." twitter.com/PreciousGNSD/statu

🐦🔗: twitter.com/tobikyere/status/1

RT @corantus@twitter.com

it is my G-d given right to be willingly queerbaited by a comic strip from the 1950s if i want to

🐦🔗: twitter.com/corantus/status/14

RT @corantus@twitter.com

i love how patty & marcie always call each other "weird". it feels like a euphemism for something.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/corantus/status/14

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