maple "mavica" syrup [6502] @mavica_again@computerfairi.es

i hate the word "app", and yet it's wormed itself into my vocabulary as well because i'm autistic and i copy everybody else. fuck "apps". give me back programs. give me software suites. turn the web back into pages where the most interactivity is a guestbook and cursor trails

the worst mistake in modern computing was to wrench webpages into being anything more than webpages and into "apps"

i swear to god we should never have strayed further away than basic AJAX

AJAX and iframes are all you need for webpage responsiveness

what more do you WANT

WHAT YEAR IS IT

and before you think this is a knock against PHP it's a knock against javascript. i love PHP

watching ppl older than me start hrt now while i'm 6yrs into it like "omg you're baby. i'm your trans godmother now"

funny how we're good at constantly doing a thing we know for a fact is going to be bad for us

dear companies please stop listing your remote job offers as "anywhere" if you mean "US only", there's an option for that

hey @Cliniko@twitter.com your job posting here - https://lgbtqremotely.com/job/cliniko-apac-full-time-software-developer-australia-friendly-timezones/ - is still up even though it says the applications were closed last December, should i still apply? :)

man i was holding out until finishing doom 2016 to watch the civvie video on eternal but now that i watched it i feel like i'm just never going to play it

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new toy, graciously donated by someone who was no longer using it