maple "mavica" syrup [6502] @mavica_again@computerfairi.es

overheard ina discord server: "i don't like [the art software] procreate because it allows tons of what I'd consider hurtful cheating"

yes he was inside the car and i hope i pissed him off

some jerkwad was parked right on top of the crossing strip so i slammed my groceries hard against his car by virtue of shaving as close up against his car as i could while crossing the street and it made a loud clunk because i had a tin of peas in there

i feel fucking miserable

i think that if you aren't lonely right now you're really privileged

slowly working towards 0 followers

i just think it would be cool if i were cute and popular enough that anybody would want to flirt with me, hopefully one day that happens

i hate being alone

accruing more polycule members until i have a partner available at any possible moment

you're only worth of attention and affection if you're good at making drawings for social media otherwise you get ignored

maybe if i added silly doodles of myself to my tweets begging for attention and affection i'd get more replies in them like the other people who beg for attention and affection do

i'd love to meet a top, but alas

i'd love to meet a top, but alas

of all the fictional concepts to be brought into reality from sci-fi dommes should really be one of them

of all the fictional concepts to be brought into reality from sci-fi dommes should really be one of them