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RT @magentaskull@twitter.com

if you like my cyberart, have you considered purchasing a copy of the 2022 itch queer games bundle? many other devs like myself use the proceeds from bundles like this to help support the REST OF THE ART we make during the year, not just games and etc!

itch.io/b/1404/queer-games-bun

🐦🔗: twitter.com/magentaskull/statu

RT @fakirmeditation@twitter.com

At one point, Red Hat Linux had a "Redneck" language option for its installer. I'll just leave these images here:

🐦🔗: twitter.com/fakirmeditation/st

has mario ever even canonically been a plumber by trade outside the live-action performances from the 1989 super mario brothers super show and the 1993 super mario brothers movie

it's me i'm the acquaintance with phenomenal tits

RT @sidbranca@twitter.com

twitter is so weird because it's like constant whiplash between a really funny joke, the most horrific violence you can think of, a movie that looks cool, an acquaintance having phenomenal tits, absolute despair, and the history of a medieval painting, all in about 90 seconds

🐦🔗: twitter.com/sidbranca/status/1

half of "HRT made me look younger" has to do with it softening my skin, the other half is how about every 28 days on my period my face looks full of acne like i'm in my puberty again

can you imagine what if the first yakuza had been developed for the dreamcast instead

RT @gosokkyu@twitter.com

Hidekazu Yukawa, the former Sega/CSK managing director who became the unlikely star of Sega's famous self-deprecating Japanese Dreamcast ad campaign, passed away of pneumonia last June, aged 78 news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/5f5f his passing remained a private matter until just now. R.I.P.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/gosokkyu/status/15

the cool part about owning 6 or 7 twitter accounts is that each one of them gets A/B tested for different upcoming features

i don't understand the perversion companies have for cover letters when the game is to tiptoe around saying "well i'm interested in the job because money"

cis allo het people aren't just afraid of queer people. they're afraid of us retaliating what they're actively doing to us for the past centuries

you just can't tell i'm a goddess because i got nerfed by mental illness and body dysmorphia

if i were properly medicated and paid and had the proper surgeries not to want to mutilate my body i might finally have the mental focus to dethrone certain twitter tech sphere microcelebrities who i'm already better than

i can be the fucking best programmer ever out there, a machine whisperer, and still im unemployable because i spawned in the wrong country and to get to work in another country i need to have a paper telling me i can work in that country and to get that paper i need to have a job

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i want to be able to flee my third world country and live with my girlfriends and be able to pay for all of us to be baseline comfortable in our bodies

but that's too fucking much to ask for i guess

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i could learn react wordpress drupal whatever the new js hotness is and still not be able to land a job and i'm fucking exhausted

i don't want to be rich. i want to be able to afford to live

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i wish it was true that there's such huge demand for low-level C coders out there like people keep flaunting there is because right now I could write an entire operating system from scratch and still be fucking unemployable

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