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Man i hope my plane back home crashes and kills me along with all the other passengers and crew

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nobody is really hiring remote companies just think the US is the entire world

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i'm sorry i was spawned in the wrong part of the world for computer programmers to come from

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nobody will fucking even interview me I'm a fucking cancer what the fuck do you want me to do

computer science is a shit made up field where only the other trans girls can get jobs at, not me. i'm too fucking broken

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nobody is hiring. i'm running out of money. i'll just sell everything and never see anyone i know again. i hope i die

thinking about crafting CSS in a way that displays properly in IE6-era browsers but takes advantage of newer standards where possible (if the browser has viewport scaling, then scale by 2x so pixel art shows better in modern hi-res monitors, etc)

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i'm talking about this type of web design, you can see how some of these have no true text anywhere, it's all images webdesignmuseum.org/exhibition

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is this a solved problem? how did people usually lay these pages out otherwise in the 2000s, was it all by hand or did they have specific software to render the text boxes for them given the page layout? i want to make websites that look authentic but also 2020 accessible

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thinking about 2000s pixel-design websites that had all their text in images so they would be in a pixel-perfect font layout and thinking about writing software to render that kind of layout on the go so i don't have to do it manually and also so the source is used as alt text

i guess looking at the list of 404s in the network tab of inspect is something but is there like. A Better Way

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is there some firefox extension for webdevs which give me a list of all missing images/assets on a page

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