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tell me you don't understand tumblr humor without telling me you don't understand tumblr humor

RT @OrwellNGoode@twitter.com

🐦🔗: twitter.com/OrwellNGoode/statu

also noticed: the same aluminium card holder i'm looking at, in my country it's listed as a "women's wallet" and in aliexpress it's listed as a "men's wallet"

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noticed in aliexpress: price of item jumped from US$2.99 to US$6.07 when i changed the delivery country, but item remains "free shipping" both times

i desperately need to go back to the UK. i no longer (if i ever did) fit in with this country. i share none of its values or culture or have any meaningful connections keeping me here. i desperately need a job so i can leave for good

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my assessment of brazil after 1 day being back here: we have successfully run down this country in the name of getting the "corrupt" worker's party away from power. milk is officially more expensive here than in the UK. the myth that our cost of living is less is being disproven

HTML table layout is actually good. you cannot prove me wrong

this is what's wrong with tech, "we can't be using 20 year old technology!!!" so you make it worse instead? fuck yourself. you're your own problem

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I did all that for them to spring a "record a video interview" button on me. I'm not speaking to the camera by myself. Interview me yourself cowards

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the character limit is fucking wrong. i pared my message down to 299 characters and it still says i'm over the 300 character limit. this is a web form for a job application as a full stack web developer. these people REALLY NEED ME.

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dear web developers do NOT warn me i've gone over a character limit when i try to submit a form if at NO POINT BEFORE you've indicated ANY character limit AT ALL

i'm desperate to leave my country and go live with my girlfriend and my real family in the UK. i can't do that without a job. my wellbeing is hinging heavily on this

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hi i haven't been able to get a single interview since may no matter how many companies i apply for. i keep being immediately rejected without ever talking to a human being. please help me.

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RT @maplesbian@twitter.com

hi i'm looking for work. i can do html, css, js like few others, plus extensive professional experience doing embedded software development & a keen eye for graphic design. i can make your stuff pixel-perfect. interested in working full remote only. maple.pet/tech

🐦🔗: twitter.com/maplesbian/status/

RT @quatoria@twitter.com

i don't understand what the fuck is wrong with somebody who would endorse and contribute to horizontal violence and legitimize the use of a hate site run by bigots, one with a literal body count, to attempt to win their internet fight

where is your community solidarity?

🐦🔗: twitter.com/quatoria/status/15

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