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[AA meeting voice] hi my name is maple "mavica" syrup and i used to watch AVGN unironically

i also use ko-fi and not once have i had this issue but i've also had both my ko-fi account and paypal account for much longer and i wonder if i'm grandfathered into some system by paypal that she isn't

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is anyone else in the UK having issues with @kofi_button@twitter.com donations appearing as business transactions on @AskPayPal@twitter.com? my girlfriend @Atatra_Millie@twitter.com already contacted both companies and nobody seems to know what's going on, she's having to declare nonexistent shipping on donations

slut era? i thought you meant slut ERA [you get struck out by a 97mph fastball]

banger tweet with 356 likes and 1 like by a mutual on the reply to that tweet begging for a job :')

RT @aquinton@twitter.com

pov: your werewolf developer friend is reviewing your pull request while you watch through a Gameboy camera t.co/j2bu0cK0Y5

🐦🔗: twitter.com/aquinton/status/15

RT @maplesbian@twitter.com

webgbcam uses no react, no jquery, no dependencies other than gif.js. i don't like building the DOM on the client, which is why i don't use frameworks like that (i think they're terrible!) but i can make an exception for paid work.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/maplesbian/status/

if i can't even pull my own fucking weight to feed myself and need to rely on everyone else's goodwill to not go homeless i might as well fucking save everyone the resources

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i'm going to keep spiraling day in and day out until i finally end myself and everyone celebrates there's one less mouth to feed one less mouth to complain

hey if you don't want to give me a job i could at least use USD 50 to buy an SSD for my laptop and dual-boot os x for safari web work ko-fi.com/squirrel

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