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ummm actually *tendrils come out of my mouth and suck away your will to live* *pushes my glasses up* 🤓

even if you don't set out to make enemies they're bound to show up anyway

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i took a vga capture cause i was too lazy to make a proper screenshot on the real w98 machine i'm using and then manually uploading it via ftp to my other machine

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Broke: The internet is just 6 websites now
Woke: So we should go back to each make our own website
Broke (again): But making a website became way harder
Bespoke: Making website is still easy, standars of quality has changed. We must embrace shitty html pages

if you want to add this to your own nginx setup:

map $http_user_agent $brnotice {
default '</head>';
~*Chrome '<link rel="stylesheet" href="https://maple.pet/notice.css"></head><div class="impnotice">You are using an unsupported browser. Please visit <a href="https://getfirefox.com">this website</a> to upgrade your browser.</div>';
}

server {
[...]
sub_filter '</head>' $brnotice;
sub_filter_once on;
}```
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added an nginx useragent directive to make my website render correctly on google chrome

if i agree with it it's free speech but if i don't it's politics and should be kept out of this discord server

If I'm gonna be online I want funner tools. not like a new code or whatever, but like a little inventory I can collect things in and use them later. someone can leave a little compass on their front page and I follow it, and it leads me to an alcove. and I pull out my microscope to look at the web protozoa left to mutate for eons since the early web. and I go home to find someone sleeping on my page, charging their dht phone. it's no problem, I put up a do not disturb sign so no one wakes them

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