maple "mavica" syrup [6502] @mavica_again@computerfairi.es

if you wanted to indicated tone we had a perfectly good system in place already it's called parenthesis (serious) (all the autistics are using it)

"why don't you use tone indicators" why don't you stop using a secret coded language i wasn't informed of

suddenly encountered a weird glitch where mastodon would be frozen and looked to be spamming requests in millisecond intervals

"that's weird". i switch the tab to twitter. hey that started doing it too. nothing would update. switch to a youtube tab i also had open. same thing! the internet is broken!

my headset was sitting on the F5 key.

live logs and proper

degenerative AI

ummm actually *tendrils come out of my mouth and suck away your will to live* *pushes my glasses up* 🤓

you know what? fuck you *ungreebles your kitbash*

i took a vga capture cause i was too lazy to make a proper screenshot on the real w98 machine i'm using and then manually uploading it via ftp to my other machine

slowly making my website nicer to navigate in older browsers

nice

if you want to add this to your own nginx setup:

map $http_user_agent $brnotice {
    default         '</head>';
    ~*Chrome        '<link rel="stylesheet" href="https://maple.pet/notice.css"></head><div class="impnotice">You are using an unsupported browser. Please visit <a href="https://getfirefox.com">this website</a> to upgrade your browser.</div>';
}

server {
[...]
    sub_filter '</head>' $brnotice;
    sub_filter_once on;
}```

"this website" links to https://getfirefox.com

added an nginx useragent directive to make my website render correctly on google chrome

self inflicted psychic damage again of course

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