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Dollee Chilli Flavoured Oil with Crispy Shrimps

You will be compelled to put more than a single teaspoon of this in your noodles. You will then make a mistake.

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and i only mention such an overkill approach so that it can adapt by itself to whatever dialog du jour websites have this week without having to constantly make new block rules manually

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the only use i can think of for "A" "I" is for an extension to my browser that clicks the "reject all" buttons for me in websites so i don't have to do it manually and thus close an entirely automated loop that used a lot of CPU cycles in order to do absolutely nothing at all

asking about this on Reddit got my post deleted and locked for piracy. for wanting to chart my own custom songs. Incredible software, shit community. once clone hero finally supports vocals I'm probably dropping .

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this foreign package tracking might be lost in translation, or at least so i hope

also someone elsewhere left a comment like "I CAN’T BELIEVE IT TOOK HER 15 YEARS TO LEARN BASIC READLINE COMMANDS". those comments are very silly and I'm going to keep writing “it took me 15 years to learn this basic thing" forever because I think it's important for people to know that it's normal to take a long time to learn basic things

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subtootish 

interesting how people are quicker to switch from amd to nvidia graphics cards because of a chrome issue rather than from chrome to firefox

YARG is actively maintained and has its own official setlists and god forbid there be any public documentation on how to make your own that isn't defunct websites talking about extremely outdated RBN customs

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it's kinda funny that to make a YARG custom you have to make a RB3 360 custom and then walk backwards from that into an extracted format and the tools to do all of that are linkrotten and abandonware because C3Customs decided to take their ball home

in order to view these images you have to install Windows 11 and then download a docker container with a Node.js server that you connect to using the latest version of chrome that renders the image to a canvas. you cant view the image locally since that would violate a same-origin policy, but thankfully the rendering is done remotely on a google GPU somewhere in the cloud, using a new standard called 'WebGPUThatsSomewhereInTheCloud' which is already obsolete and has been replaced with 'WebPCI-e'

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when you download an image from the web these days, instead of a PNG or a JPEG, you get one of these new formats which is 8% more efficient, not compatible with any "pre-covid software" and has a name which sounds like

JEG
WebUP
High Information Format Format
webLICC
AppleLuppy
j-eggings Layer 6
ProRes ProxyGold (Grain Profile)
PrBufEncapDCT
h.26vorbis
h.26NeRFscene
Radiance XML
EXIFnoimage
rayJSON
WebX 2000
base64staticBlogSVG.meta
bitplaneConwayAnim

by this time brazil already had a new president rest of the world please start using electronic voting machines

keir "if i hold this face long enough i'll look confident and nobody will realise i've soiled myself' starmer vs rishi "furiously trying to conceal a boner while thinking about deporting immigrants to places without food water or healthcare" sunak

"Lab 410" sounds like a BBC Sounds sci-fi dystopia miniseries with one (1) trans person in it for the youth appeal.

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