Mona Clark ⚧ @mona@computerfairi.es

@kara_dreamer I will ask @Ulfra_Wolfe to bite you.

@kara_dreamer The first condition I am going to impose: you have until 11 am to continue larking about on social media; then I am going to ask you to close all Mastodon and Twitter tabs.

@kara_dreamer It would not be inapt.

@kara_dreamer Perhaps it is time we start trying to organise ourselves somewhat better, young woman. We have tools at our avail that we have allowed to fall from our hands, unused and forgotten. It is time that we pick them up again.

@yeenbat Video tutorials are unbelievably lazy, and one of the reasons I conceived a healthy dislike of Unity (though by far the most important reason was its interface.)

@LaserScheme I would perhaps look for appropriate background music or sounds, trying by experimentation to find something that tends to make you more placid and less likely to get restless.

@LaserScheme succinylcholine?

Forgive me for asking an obvious question, but what spurred this "Mastodon is dead" row?

@ThatVeryQuinn I fear that for me, this sort of motivation is usually more apt. *wry smile* (source: http://tangelojack.tumblr.com/post/132577139062/look-you-cant-convince-me-papyrus-didnt-make) https://computerfairi.es/media/Zav4jQKL6jwDI1hM5z0

@ThatVeryQuinn Oh my! that is quite inspirational

@Elizafox Remember that the really dedicated creationists seem to think that all the world's animals were vegetarians before the Fall, and _only then_ did animals become predatory. A God who could do that is perfectly capable of tweaking gut flora to produce hydrogen sulphide.

@Elizafox Perhaps humans did not fart until after the Fall.

@cantido *laughs delightedly* Well then! I admire your spirit ^^

@cantido An admirable goal, although I might dispense with the chainsaw. *chuckles*

@cantido My male predecessor Monophylos (that is to say, the shape I took back when we were still trying to live with an assignment of "male") came to view Sebastian Michaelis as something of a model, and had something more of a horrified fascination with Grell Sutcliff. I do not share Mono's limitations, however, so I simply find her ravishingly attractive. *tailswishes*

@cantido I've occasionally attempted posting links to interesting comments from the Fediverse but I've attracted little interest that way.

Rather pleased to see a Grell, by the way! I am rather fond of her.