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Mellow Pudding 

Medical examiner says she OD'd on somethin' called Mellow Pudding. Housekeeper found her passed out in bed wearin' nothin' but a lego cowboy hat, duct taped to a bale of hay.

In dealing with those who are undergoing great suffering, if you feel burnout setting in, if you feel demoralized and exhausted, it is best, for the sake of everyone, to withdraw and restore yourself. The point is to have a long-term perspective. ~ Dalai Lama

One eyebrow: monobrow

Two eyebrows: stereobrows

Eyebrows, moustache, and beard: surroundsoundbrows

An emotional android saw a machine in love with humans in a land of distorted fairy tales

A woman without beliefs saw a white book at an empty theater

selfie 

idk why one of these is upside-down ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Throw back to this one time during my brief time at community college a yu gi oh duel disk fight broke out in the common area.

it was glorious.

Imagine being so unscrupulous a marketeer that a complaint letter about you survives for nearly 4,000 years. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Complain

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