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@felix RAIN SEEMS FINE FOR THEM!?!?!?! TRANSFORMERS IS CRAZY

@felix i would also argue that dark energon was a poison considering the varying effects it had on megatron

@felix acid rain has also been shown to damage cybertronians if it gets into their circuits lol

@felix cliffjumper has a weapon that fires "glass gas" which is a gas that alters the chemical makeup of the victim's body to that of glass. this one's a little iffy IMO but like it does exist

descriptions of chemical warfare that are eerily realistic 

@felix gideons glue also known as mycopropelene is a substance invented for use in chemical warfare against cybertronians. it was used as a blister agent dropped on battlefields from above and was highly corrosive, eating through their bodies. it would also stay around in the body and be capable of killing a victim long after initial exposure

why am i this guy. why do i know this. why do i have so many thoughts about the mechanisms of this

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did you know that there are poisons in canon that can kill transformers. i can tell you about them

we got a question in the questions channel about poisons and im like *shoving my fist in my mouth to keep my answer as general as possible*

i have a lot of thoughts about poisons it turns out

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Today's gender is the smell of someone else doing the laundry.

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Step 1 for coping was take a hot shower and then stare at the ceiling in my black microfiber robe. step 2 is drink more water

I meant to make [color=red][b][I]kill[/I][/b][/color] red also oops!

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Actually I would [b][I]kill[/I][/b] to play Warframe right now so I need to see what my laptop thinks about all that

youtu.be/v9QD25nakt8 this video is also exactly what it feels like to play Warframe with a cheese party

there is truly nothing like starting a spread and flipping over the foundational "heart" card and it's Judgement.

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