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why am i this guy. why do i know this. why do i have so many thoughts about the mechanisms of this

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did you know that there are poisons in canon that can kill transformers. i can tell you about them

we got a question in the questions channel about poisons and im like *shoving my fist in my mouth to keep my answer as general as possible*

i have a lot of thoughts about poisons it turns out

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Today's gender is the smell of someone else doing the laundry.

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Step 1 for coping was take a hot shower and then stare at the ceiling in my black microfiber robe. step 2 is drink more water

I meant to make [color=red][b][I]kill[/I][/b][/color] red also oops!

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Actually I would [b][I]kill[/I][/b] to play Warframe right now so I need to see what my laptop thinks about all that

youtu.be/v9QD25nakt8 this video is also exactly what it feels like to play Warframe with a cheese party

there is truly nothing like starting a spread and flipping over the foundational "heart" card and it's Judgement.

alcohol 

honestly just wish I had a beer dude. one beer and an episode of TNG? no problem

me in the dining room shouting at leo who's washing their hands in the kitchen and hearing yerin sprint over from the work-from home office to add something while yael says "RIGHT?!??!" from the basement staircase

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and when i say "shouting conversations" what i mean is "loudly saying our thoroughly-reasoned thoughts so that people across the four rooms can hear us"

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the thing nobody realizes about our house is that we are constantly having shouting conversations across like four rooms

I forgot squarepusher did a cover of love will tear us apart. Yes. Yes. Yes

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