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@catgirl That's not hard. Oreos for eyes, beet slices for cheeks

FFXIV Pathfinder 

@DragonessDella@octodon.social Also our frontline fighters got mauled by a coeurl after they both rolled natural 1s on the first round of attacks and dropped their weapons.

FFXIV Pathfinder 

My elezen put the Konami code into a mural puzzle with a compass rose input. She released a Mario demilich, which is almost certainly going to come up again if we ever get involved with Hildibrand's antics.

WHAT HAVE I DONE.

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kinda lewd joke 

Person: Fuck cows
Me: You're not my type, sweeite.

Ys, Inferno difficulty take, nsfw 

Remember Admiral Agares? The fucker with the giant frog for a pet? Considering how he kept people-sized cages in the same room as it, I'm willing to bet he was a vore fetishist

I wanted to take a picture but she hopped off onto my bed when I went to grab my tablet. :c

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It's very clear why this kitten is named Polly -- she loves hanging out on shoulders and was the cutest neckwarmer for a time c:

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@pettancow Slime person discovers diving suits, creates brand just for other slime people.

@fluxom_alt I have thought about this exact issue a lot! Non-porous or synthetic fibers would probably be perfect for it

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Slime person wants to wear cute clothes but they keep sinking into slime

Death, Sentinelese, Being This Dumb 

@sanspoint Fuck missionaries especially

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*slaps roof of a house* this bad boy can fit so many books in it

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@datastains@snouts.online >retrieve arms from cache

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