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Minotaur facts 8: A minotaur's love of complexities can be their own doing. Give them a problem to solve and they'll focus on it until the day passes and they've forgotten to do their laundry. Speaking of which.

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Minotaur facts 7: Minotaurs come in all shapes and sizes. Do not doubt for a second however that this implies any difference in strength--they are all equally capable of crushing your lungs in loving hugs or vicious suplexes, depending on your relationship with them.

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Minotaur facts 6: Minotaurs do not get lost in labyrinths, but rather have formed a symbiotic relationship with them thanks to a developed spatial cunning. However, they are still straightforward creatures at heart and do not take well to labyrinthine bureaucracy. Red tape is like a red cloth to them.

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Minotaur facts 5: The venerable labrys is a traditional weapon of the minotaur, but they can freely wield swords, spears, hammers, pliers, soldering irons and small hobbyist computers!

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Minotaur facts 4: As the days get colder, minotaurs are attracted to the warmth of laps so check yours before standing up.

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Minotaur facts 3: Minotaurs are immune to floor lego. However, as they are architects at heart, the destruction of the bricks underhoof will enrage them. Keep your lego clean and off the floor!

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Minotaur facts 2: Minotaurs don't like linoleum floors. Hooves. Poor traction.

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Minotaur facts 1: Minotaurs love earrubs. They may be shy about it, but after one or two gorings they'll accept their feelings and happily partake

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All these existing marches are dumb and lame. I hereby declare it's Minotaur March!

@DragonessDella@octodon.social Yes and no respectively, I wanted to at least get my laundry done before I considered logging in today

@DragonessDella@octodon.social Like, has an active service account or is logged in right now?

Three provinces over. Sorry, Manitoba and Saskatchewan, I forgot you were there for a moment.

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...I think my girlfriend may have fallen asleep in the tub. too bad she's a province over so I can't poke her awake.

I am somewhat shaky and restless after waking up so early. I need more coffee or less, I can't decide.

@DragonessDella@octodon.social truth be told I want to name this project Mooi for the sake of a nod to MoinMoin's etymology and a moo pun besides

For the record, before anyone suggests an existing personal wiki or notetaking app, yes, I've tried that, and no, it doesn't suit my needs (reasons include but are not limited to not available for Linux, no image floating, unfitting structure, electron, abandoned, requires building with an old toolkit, etc.)

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In a fit of madness I've started working on a MoinMoin-powered personal wiki application. Hydaelyn help me

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