All these existing marches are dumb and lame. I hereby declare it's Minotaur March!
Minotaur facts 1: Minotaurs love earrubs. They may be shy about it, but after one or two gorings they'll accept their feelings and happily partake
Minotaur facts 2: Minotaurs don't like linoleum floors. Hooves. Poor traction.
Feel free to submit your own fun minotaur facts!
Minotaur facts 4: As the days get colder, minotaurs are attracted to the warmth of laps so check yours before standing up.
Minotaur facts 5: The venerable labrys is a traditional weapon of the minotaur, but they can freely wield swords, spears, hammers, pliers, soldering irons and small hobbyist computers!
Minotaur facts 6: Minotaurs do not get lost in labyrinths, but rather have formed a symbiotic relationship with them thanks to a developed spatial cunning. However, they are still straightforward creatures at heart and do not take well to labyrinthine bureaucracy. Red tape is like a red cloth to them.
Minotaur facts 7: Minotaurs come in all shapes and sizes. Do not doubt for a second however that this implies any difference in strength--they are all equally capable of crushing your lungs in loving hugs or vicious suplexes, depending on your relationship with them.
Minotaur facts 8: A minotaur's love of complexities can be their own doing. Give them a problem to solve and they'll focus on it until the day passes and they've forgotten to do their laundry. Speaking of which.
Minotaur facts 9: Corollary to there being minotaurs of various ungulates, they make fast friends with other unguligrade fantastic folk, including satyrs!
Minotaur facts 10: The belief that they can only subsist on people is patently false. They are happily omnivorous and enjoy the occasional salad with their human sacrifice.
Minotaur fact 11: Where most hardcore people would turn a knob to 11 and yank the knob off, hardcore minotaurs will turn it to 12 and break the varistor or potentiometer inside the casing.
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Minotaur facts 13: Minotaurs are of a like mind with all of civilization that static electricity is bullshit. Ow. Heck. WHY IS EVERYTHING ZAPPING ME
Minotaur facts 14: You know the minotaurs up in Abalathia's Spine? They may look dangerous, but they're soft and huggable! Don't let the aggressive icon sway you!
Minotaur facts 15: Anyone who tries to sow doubt of the validity of these minotaur facts bears a familial connection to Theseus, infamous minotaur racist and all-around jerk. Do not listen to their lies.
@pettancow Minitaur Facts 1: There is a name for minotaurs that are particularly small.
@pettancow Minotaur fact: They can include various ungulates
@pettancow If you give a minotaur a fairy then she’s gonna want to start a feymarch.
@legendaryjoeb No, no, Faepril is still a month out.
Minotaur facts 3: Minotaurs are immune to floor lego. However, as they are architects at heart, the destruction of the bricks underhoof will enrage them. Keep your lego clean and off the floor!