All these existing marches are dumb and lame. I hereby declare it's Minotaur March!

Minotaur facts 1: Minotaurs love earrubs. They may be shy about it, but after one or two gorings they'll accept their feelings and happily partake

Minotaur facts 2: Minotaurs don't like linoleum floors. Hooves. Poor traction.

Minotaur facts 3: Minotaurs are immune to floor lego. However, as they are architects at heart, the destruction of the bricks underhoof will enrage them. Keep your lego clean and off the floor!